As of lately, my boyfriend insists on wearing this hat everywhere he goes. It’s fine when he puts it on with a suit, but he loves this hat so much that he throws it on with a t-shirt and Dickies. Baby, that hat does not go with that outfit, I tell him. You got to have a certain flair for men’s fashion if you want to pull that one off. It’s just too much, save it for special occasions. He gives me the finger and walks out the house, confidently swaggering, feather at the side of his hat blowing in the breeze. I think it makes him feel stately. Either way, me and the hat need to become friends because I have a feeling we will be seeing a lot of each other.
